its him
We were having a figure drawing class this morning and a priest came in and started flicking holy water and salt everywhere. I think some of it got onto my shoes. They came in, splattered us with holy water, and then left without a word
Legitimately thought this was @one-time-i-dreamt
Really close! However, I am not a priest.
TV Executives: “if the strike goes on, you won’t get new episodes of your favorite shows! You won’t get new movies you were looking forward to! Isn’t that terrible, what the writers are doing to you?”
Me: Bitch, that might have been an effective threat in 2007, but we have since survived a Covid shutdown and discovered ways to amuse ourselves while we waited, we can outwait this shit, too. I got a pile of shows saved I haven’t even watched yet, and a Mt. TBR waiting for me.
Compensate (and respect) your writers for their work, assholes.
I just had an awful dream that I was in college, and among many other events and conflicts in the dream the thing I find most amusing now was that this college was heavily sponsored by Fruitopia.
There were Fruitopia ads everywhere, all the building signs and room numbers were done in the Fruitopia font, there were Fruitopia vending machines everywhere and the buildings were informally referred to as "The F-Top campus". However, since Fruitopia hasn't been sold in America for almost two decades now, all the vending machines were empty and you couldn't actually find or purchase the drink anywhere at all, this was very frustrating to me in the dream.
Having never drank it or thought twice about it this post is somehow the first I'm hearing that it's been gone for 20 years.
when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself
i feel like ur speaking from experience
weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience











